Why yes…

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I am indeed an adult male wearing a kilt riding the kids coaster in Hogsmeade. What of it?

More butterbeer!

Might be true…

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Dinosaur ride seems to be stopped, we’re skipping out and moving on.

Our theory in the dinosaurs are hungry and eating guests at a higher that acceptable rate.

Iced Coffee with 6 extra shots of irony…

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Was out and about working today, and it turned out to be a bad day for it as I got kicked out of literally every Starbucks for the afternoon.

The irony of being asked to leave so they can have training about how not to ask people to leave amused me so much that it was worth it though.

The Cascade Station area has a distinct lack of coffee shops or places to hang out besides Starbucks.

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I forgot John Oliver was an idiot and accidentally watched a segment of Last Week Tonight, and now I’m sad.

And the ironic part is that if he said that, on his show, about someone else, he’d expect everyone to laugh along with him at how f*ing stupid whoever he was mocking was.  The height of public discourse and satirical analysis he is most certainly not. (Truthful, or capable of intelligent/rational analysis is largely in question, but leaning towards no…)

As an aside, why doesn’t youtube have a “never show me any videos by or about this idiot ever again” option? If I thumbs-down every single video will you PLEASE stop trying to put it on the “suggested next video” list?! STOP SHOWING ME THIS CRAP!

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After literally minutes of packing and seconds of contemplation we are finally on the road to the vacation that I’m told will actually be at the beach this time.

It’s pretty bad…

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The only thing worse than an ideologue is one with an above average speechwriting staff.

Language is a dangerous weapon and should be handled with extreme care.

Don’t need THOSE…

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Getting ready to leave this morning and spent a minute trying to find our MagicBands before we realized that we didn’t need them.

This will be a lifestyle change.

It’s very exciting

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Apparently if there is any lightening within 5 mi of the airport they won’t let the ramp operators do their job. We are stuck waiting to load a plane until this infernal energy from the miasmic clouds decides to become interested in some other part of this deity-forsaken land.