By The Minute – Page 25 – Joshua and Bevin

Never use FedEx

Posted on 2016/09/27 by Josh

In less ambitious news, and the latest in the unending string of their fuckups, FedEx has been sitting on my package for 2 days simply because it’s not due. The best part, I find, is that they own right up to it!

Two opportunities to get it to me, and yet there it sits… Why did I pay $25 for fedex delivery, I might as well just have let USPS do it at this point.

6 to 5 and pick ’em that tomorrow FedEx shows up at our condo, doesn’t even try to use the callbox, and makes me drive to the facility anyway. Nitwits.

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You know it’s a big deal when I dedicate two whole screens to it.

To Mars!

So relaxed

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It’s not actually Josh that’s relaxed in this picture.

Not fair

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It’s always the youngest children that get the free ride… (Although we later decided that if you count dog years they’ve become the oldest children, and quite aged indeed, so maybe it’s fair after all…)

The sun is earning its keep

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The beach is looking nice this morning! (Not too breezy, which I like). Josh is characteristically sneaking around in his secret service sunglasses.

At least we’re both hamming!

Actual beach…

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In the background a three-legged dog plays in the surf.

And no, this time “beach” was not code for “airport”.

Aside

After literally minutes of packing and seconds of contemplation we are finally on the road to the vacation that I’m told will actually be at the beach this time.