Vienna museum visitor protip: bring headphone splitter and headphones.
Would be much easier than holding listening device to ear, and could be shared!
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after spending 43 hours in the same pair of clothes a shower feels really good.
on the positive side for me, it seems I’m the one most easily able to sleep on airplanes.
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Green is the best in the summer
The best in the West–it’s no bummer
To Miami I go
Pessimism in tow
And confirm that they’re driving… *sigh* hummers
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How white do I have to be before people realize I don’t do the secret handshakes?
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There once was a man in a towel
When seen he would scream like an owl
With his mighty red beard
And great wrath they all feared
He’d notice the hole in his towel
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This blanket is covered with ants
I’m inspired to wiggle and dance
My eyes are all wet
And I’m filled with regret
That I didn’t remember my pants
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Wait! I wave my hands.
Abracadabra!
I have my own slice of pie.
Awaiting justice
What does it mean when I’m sad?
I’m out of Cheetos.
Why are you so late?
A miscommunication.
Awaiting justice.
A leaf that turns black,
Melodies that don’t resolve,
My cat feels like rage.
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be polite, be kind, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Or, in the case of Vegas “every douchebag in the general vicinity who is rudely blowing smoke in your face or stumbling around with no regard for anyone around them”.
There are simply not enough kidney punches going on around here. (Except the alcoholic kind I suppose.)
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I can’t imagine anything that makes me want to utilize your escort service LESS than making your hustler a bored looking 85 year old Mexican woman with only 2 teeth and smelling strongly of alcohol with a shirt that says “orgasm clinic – accepting new patients”. Advertising failure of the most extreme sort.
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OMG! Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces!
Why buy from the minibar when you can create your own?